The Slobstopper

If you lack so much control that you pour coffee and food on yourself on a basis regular enough to warrant wearing this, you have bigger problems that might not be solved solely by using the "Slob Stopper". I mean, sure, I've had coffee spills before, but I can't say I've ever thought to myself, "I should really invest in an adult bib". This real, ridiculous product comes with an equally ridiculous commercial that suggests drinking coffee or eating in your car without spilling all over yourself is simply too hard to do, what with all the attractive women walking by.